{"id":817,"date":"2019-11-28T22:10:31","date_gmt":"2019-11-28T21:10:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lire-ecrire-terrasson.ovh\/?p=817"},"modified":"2019-11-28T22:11:05","modified_gmt":"2019-11-28T21:11:05","slug":"novembre-2019-archives-on-connait-la-chanson","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lire-ecrire-terrasson.fr\/index.php\/2019\/11\/28\/novembre-2019-archives-on-connait-la-chanson\/","title":{"rendered":"Novembre 2019 \/ archives : on conna\u00eet la chanson"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\"On conna\u00eet la chanson\u00a0: Points de vue<\/b><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Pasticher\u00a0 la chanson de Sylvie Vartan \u00ab\u00a0Ce soir je serai la plus belle…\u00a0\u00bb<\/i> pour faire valoir un point de vue d<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

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iff\u00e9rent<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

chanson de Sylvie Vartan (extrait)<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Ce soir je serai la plus belle
\nPour aller danser
\nDanser
\nPour mieux \u00e9vincer toutes celles
\nQue tu as aim\u00e9es
\nAim\u00e9es
\nCe soir je serai la plus tendre
\nQuand tu me diras
\nDiras
\nTous les mots que je veux entendre
\nMurmur\u00e9s par toi
\nPar toi<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Je fonde l’espoir que la robe que j’ai voulue
\nEt que j’ai cousue
\nPoint par point
\nSera chiffonn\u00e9e et les cheveux que j’ai coiff\u00e9s
\nD\u00e9coiff\u00e9s
\nPar tes mains
\nQuand la nuit refermait ses ailes
\nJ’ai souvent r\u00eav\u00e9
\nR\u00eav\u00e9
\nQue dans la soie et la dentelle
\nUn soir je serai la plus belle
\nLa plus belle pour aller danser<\/p>\n

Le point de vue de la copine malveillante<\/b><\/u><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Ce soir ma pauv\u2019fille<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Tu seras encore la plus moche pour aller danser<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Danser<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Pour faire ricaner toutes celles<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Qui t\u2019ont jamais blair\u00e9<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Blair\u00e9<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Ce soir tu seras encore la plus rougeaude<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Quand tu leur crieras<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Crieras<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Tous les mots qu\u2019ils auraient d\u00fb dire<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Mais hurl\u00e9s par toi<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Je fonde l\u2019espoir que la robe que j\u2019ai cr\u00e9\u00e9e <\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Et que tu as cousue<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Si mal si mal<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Craquera\u00a0 et que tes cheveux filasse<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Soient mal coiff\u00e9s<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Quand la nuit refermait ses ailes<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

J\u2019ai toujours voulu<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Voulu<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Qu\u2019avec tes bas et ta sacoche<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Ce soir tu sois la plus moche<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

La plus moche pour aller danser.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Ddou<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Point de vue du p\u00e8re<\/b><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Ma fille si tu vois Marcel<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Vaut mieux l\u2019\u00e9viter<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

L\u2019\u00e9viter<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Il conna\u00eet trop les ficelles<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Pour vous attraper<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Attraper<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Surtout ne pas te laisser prendre<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

S\u2019il vient pr\u00e8s de toi<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Pr\u00e9s de toi<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Tous les mots que tu vas entendre<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Surtout n\u2019y crois pas<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

N\u2019y crois pas<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Il fonde l\u2019espoir d\u2019\u00f4ter cette robe<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

que tu as voulue et que tu as cousue<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Pour te voir nue, et m\u00eame tes seins<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

seront d\u00e9voil\u00e9s<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Et tes cheveux d\u00e9coiff\u00e9s<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

d\u00e9coiff\u00e9s<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Par ses mains<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Quand la nuit refermait ses ailes <\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Il a d\u00fb r\u00eaver<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

R\u00eaver<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Que dans la soie et la dentelle<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Un soir il trouverait la plus belle<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

La plus belle pour bien s\u2019amuser.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

J<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Point de vue de la voisine <\/b><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Ce soir elle se croit la plus belle <\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

pour aller danser<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

danser<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Devant la glace elle fait des mines<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

les moues dignes d\u2019une coquine<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

d\u2019un\u2019 starlette qui veut se lancer<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

se lancer<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

ce soir elle sera bien vulgaire, <\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

avec ses yeux de charbon<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

de charbon<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

avec sa jup\u2019\u00e0 ras l\u2019bonbon<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

ses talons plus que d\u00e9mesur\u00e9s<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

c\u2019est une vraie d\u00e9vergond\u00e9e<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

d\u00e9vergond\u00e9e<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

oh moi si j\u2019\u00e9tais sa m\u00e8re<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

je lui ferais une sc\u00e8ne<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

une sc\u00e8ne<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Je lui interdirais ces lieux <\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

o\u00f9 on se contorsionne, se d\u00e9hanche<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

et ne cesse de se frotter<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

se frotter<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Ah bien si j\u2019\u00e9tais son p\u00e8re<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Une baffe je lui collerais<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

collerais<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Elle pourra pleurer la voisine,<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Si elle ram\u00e8ne la gamine<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

polichinell\u2019 dans le bidet<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

le bidet<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

De mon temps on n\u2019\u00e9tait pas si sale <\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

pour aller danser<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

danser<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

les gar\u00e7ons n\u2019\u00e9taient pas provoqu\u00e9s <\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

par des tenues si d\u00e9voy\u00e9es<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

surtout les m\u00e8res accompagnaient<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

accompagnaient<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

DDor<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

On conna\u00eet la chanson\u00a0: Points de vue Pasticher\u00a0 la chanson de Sylvie Vartan \u00ab\u00a0Ce soir je serai la plus belle…\u00a0\u00bb pour faire valoir un point de vue d     iff\u00e9rent chanson de Sylvie Vartan (extrait) Ce soir je serai la plus belle Pour aller danser Danser Pour mieux \u00e9vincer toutes celles Que tu as … <\/p>\n

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